AWR11

 Frank Niemand for President / Supreme Overlord / Emeritus Divine Chancellor / Pirate Captain:

We’re passionate about everything, saving everything takes passion but without enthusiasm you come off madder than the hatter at a tea party. Real world haters unrelentingly try to murder the positive energy with their idiotic catchphrases cataloging and polarizing individuals rather than uniting us. These tools of society break down enthusiastically passionate positive folk because they, the tools, believe algorithms are so much better because computers are better and better makes existence better by bettering the better…

That’s actual conversation with a tool, wide eyed blank face lifeless Muppet  chasing profit. These people are not reasonable, they lack common sense, lack passion, lack a whole lot of things. The problem is they overpopulate the planet, and genocide is not a preferred solution so no final solution  for the infestation. But what can be done?

Suggesting to cut the population by half won’t get you far with the passionate people from global human rights. So we’ve been thinking about this and reach a hypothetical conclusion with real world applications under the right conditions and with the right support structure. HU enters the politics to nominate their candidate for the presidency and ruling government of South Africa. Inspired by the passing of Queen Elizabeth, God bless the queen and the proclamation of King Charles, God save the king. Haters went on hating; well now to hell with that, everyone may have an opinion that we certainly agree or disagree but being an asshole indicates zero common sense therefore zero self leadership skills therefore - it’s time to fix it.

We’re doing the research, drafting a mandate, establishing our network and searching for a running mate; should we accomplish a working solution this may become real.

If you're interested come find us or,

“Lets go to Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over”

 

  

As heard in passing conversation

What the world needs is more serial killers, halving global population is necessary now that we have usurped natural selection and continue to destroy the planet.

Technology divides us by psychopathy and stupidity, cause and effect respectively.

Social media is the new religion, we connect through digital pantheons to like, comment and share our personal emptiness. 

Internet replaces library, commercialism corrupts internet so users create dark web, dark web compromised by popularity made unsafe, VPN overrun the information using popular misinformation. 

AWR10

 Anyone for Paddle Tennis?

We have a few concerns; when did raising children become a hobby and paddle tennis a priority?

This is millennial thinking, the new age mental infection responsible for everything wrong with the internet (and the world by extension). Society has entered a period of enlightenment, technology. More to the point we’re in the slump of it, progress is at 0. The future is what we think it; stupidity. This is the current misery of life. Things are skewed up, screwed sideways and completely WTF. 

Life is about choice; choose.

Exercise common sense, critical thinking.

Defend your opinion, don’t argue with stupid.

Everything is repairable with the correct knowledge or wait for the eventual outcome:

Assimilation none of us wanted. Priorities by algorithm negate climate change or food security as far less important than the latest series on streaming or smartphone app that wipes your mouth clean when you’re drooling like a mindless invalid. 

Arguing on this point could fill volumes of books in library after library but there’s no value to any of it when the mindless drooling invalids aren’t reading; but the app on their smartphone is. Assimilation unnoticed, distraction by design. We can wake up to it or we can fit in a quick paddle tennis session.

AWR09

Streaming, direct to video

Jack Dawson has to be the unluckiest tragic hero to stumble from the mind of James Cameron. The poor chap, a charismatic underdog, gets it from everyone including Rose. His mates doubt his chances of success after the card game so forewarned but stupidly Jack boards the ship. The boat sank, Jack died and our hearts will go on, but why did Jack do it?

Thanks to streaming we shall never know. Strongly opposing the stream because a long, long time ago in a Blockbuster video far, far away a rental copy of Titanic containing bonus material answered my burning questions about Jack, Rose, the ship and whatever else the directors commentary spoke about. We have yet to find such things on  Netflix or any other streaming service. Determined to oppose everything millennial to a cancel By standing against for the exact reason the mighty Tom Cruise insisted Top Gun II premiered in theatres before going direct to video, and by video We mean streaming service, the cool experience. Cinema will never be replaced because, despite our best efforts home entertainment systems are a shitty experience for watching blockbusters. Home video, home entertainment, direct to video does scream an awesome fucking experience. DTV releases back in the day were sub-par films a studio could not bank on a box office payday so the titles were dumped on video store shelves for rental. Hey Marvel your MCU offerings are direct to video…

DVD titles are a pain in the arse, they take up space, require an external player, they scratch and get dirty and they don’t work on smart phones; well fucking dah, that’s the point. Nobody enjoys watching Maverick in a dogfight or Thor punching someone in ultra high definition 7 - 10 inch streaming to their smart device. An audience motivated to experience their cinematic entertainment rather than stare at a tiny screen are the hardcore film fans determined to enjoy good storylines with minimal green screen so when they walk out of the cinema asking how in the hell instead of shouting WYF like all the haters posting reviews on YouTube. Keep cinemas open, go to Bend Oregon to experience the last Blockbuster store. 

Spoiler alert - Jack dies, the ship sinks and nobody has a merry Xmas.