Person: Good morning sir
Me: Hello
Person: I'm calling on behalf of your mobile service provider, your account is due for an upgrade
Me: I am aware
Person: Our current offer includes a new smart phone, is your current smart phone still satisfactorily operational?
Me: Yes it is
Person: Can I process your upgrade?
Me: No thanks, I'm satisfied with my current device
Person: But sir it comes with new features...
Me: I don't need a new device, thanks all the same
(A moment of silence)
Person: OK, thank you for your time sir, goodbye
Me: Bye
So, why the moment of silence?
Did I break the matrix with my defiant declaration opposing new technology?
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