Novelty passes, like when millennials get excited about watching Friday the 13th on Friday the 13th so they can brag to their idiot online buddies how the movies suck when compared to Twilight or the MCU. I, the purist aristocrat of the horror genre mock the foolish mortals who wait for Halloween to come and scare them once a year when they try kill its spirit with commercial vommit as they do. As far as I'm concerned every day is Halloween, the real world is more evil and original films are better than reboots, reboots suck forever.
But a reasonable discussion or healthy debate just won't cut it nowadays, how about a good old fashioned street fight?
A no holds barred, anything goes parking lot brawl with the winner drawing first blood. I mean everything online loves to talk shit about and hate on the hype throwing their idiotic opinions around, it doesn't matter what your opinion is I'm still going the lay the smackdown on your candy ass. It pains me to see what monumental cluster fuck the millennial generation is, what the fuck?
Somebody needs to put these fools in a hurt locker for their own damn good. I understand millennial society are post culture to the point they want to reboot all that came before them but that isn't necessary. What is necessary is combat, maybe Mortal Kombat but let's not push our luck. Combat is the absent component in a millennial generation existence, hardly if any knew what a sucker punch feels like, especially in the ear.
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