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'I don't believe in the supernatural yet I make my living hunting them, extermination for hire like any other job. Heading east from Hollywood I've taken them all done state by state, there isn't a haunted house, phantom hitchhiker, sasquatch or chuppacabra left on the continent. I then hopped the pond for jolly old England and did pretty much the same thing clearing castles, lakes, lochs and church buildings. Europe, the Middle East, Asia cleaned up their supernatural messes too. I'll admit South America was challenging, I could tell you but knowledge matters in the savage wilderness. I learned a few things about Africa, it's unpredictable. African Witchcraft is more psychological than magical when I drove the superstition off an entire continent. When you are this damn good business booms and hitting a few ghosts abroad offered a franchise opportunity I couldn't pass up. I upset a lot folk. More often than not the spelunking turned debunking and in Africa that means wealthy, crazy, unpredictable people will not like you. There were witch trials held the further south I went.'
'In short the weirdest encounter was the fallen angel from Columbus Ohio, called himself Joseph the, it didn't matter much the boy claimed retribution from the people who slain his beloved Ashley, the mortal reason he fell from grace. Joseph appeared unassuming, features of an athlete. He went down willingly but not without a fight. I respected that, gave him his vengeance first. He tore those hate mongering rednecks a new asshole, Ashley was their hate crime victim. Homophobic intolerance aside that was love powerful enough for an angel to rebel against heaven, Ashley was pretty enough to defy God for. I'm not one to judge, don't really think much of God anyhow but should I meet him let's just say that's one conversation the almighty Lord will not appreciate. Did I believe Joseph's story?
Wouldn't be much to my purpose going around hunting normal folk.'
Howard Johnson July 09844