Tuesday, September 16, 2025

The Middle Finger Society - 00 - Sister Maria and the rat infestation.


'No we do not need to delete the second part ordered on the call. We need to issue the part for me to receive the part for me to book the part off on the call for me to resolve and close the call because me had to steal a power cable from an orphanage for orphan AIDS babies run by Her Lady of Grace Catholic Mission. Sister Maria probably can't read her emails because her laptop battery has gone flat and she's unable to charge it because Altron needed the power cable. I owe it to those poor orphans to return the power cable to Sister Maria because WWJD like the bracelets remind us.' I replied to the potential AI operator prompting for a response. The root of the inquiry is part posting delays and the despicable attitude of "I shall provide" has annoyed me beyond the personal expenses of replacing company equipment on my own dime when the consignment stock is nowhere to be found. The ism generation know not fault nor accountability not common sense nor reason. Only do, nothing more. I've exhausted using a red crayon to draw pictures for them in want of understanding because ism culture doesn't understand pictures either. So I'm trying my hand at storytelling, 

A brave Sir Knight valiant and true was tasked with the labour of many at the success of so few. He rode out to a site with replacement duty and a well formed plan. Upon his arrival Sir Knight waited on mail but secure as it was its arrival had failed. Sir Knight called upon the council of escalations as delay wasn't scaled. 
Upon commencement his labour halted when a small battalion of rats from their foxhole bolted.
"Stay your hand Sir Knight, this vermon pursuit is not thy fight."

Sister Maria bestowed with thy grace guides Sir Knight through the tribulations of the human race.

By her charity Sir Knight was saved, well beyond those commercial enslaved. May their legacy live on to the end of all days.

A cable, a keyboard, a monitor, a mouse. The orphan AIDS babies of Her Lady of Grace hold, for many, a special place.

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