AWR04:

Meet the team:

Hello I’m the Punctuality Fairy and I’m here to tell you about “at”. In South Africa there is the practice of African time whereby people arrive whenever they decide, do things whenever they decide and make appointments they are never on time for by saying ‘I’ll be there at,’.  Colloquially at represents the abbreviation of African Time meaning when someone says to you they’ll be there at a certain time don’t expect them to be punctual. My recommendation is the time compromise, between. For example‘I’ll be there between this time and this time,’. 

Hello I’m the Middle Finger Fairy. I’m the ambidextrous final word on everything. 

Hello I’m the Disorganization Fairy and I help everyone unfuck their daily lives. Let’s all agree Social media gets it wrong so fact check content. 

Hello I’m the Normal Fairy, I represent diversity and I’m here to tell you people are fucked up, let’s accept that. People have freedom of choice, it will differ from yours. Learn to be tolerant instead of a judgmental asshole.

Hello I’m the Armageddon Fairy and here’s the good news; should a global apocalypse occur things will improve in South Africa, it’s a far stretch to think how a lack of power, fuel, clean water, decent medical service and money improves when the world finally falls to shit but here, in South Africa that’s already the daily reality (failure of government included). The upside coming by way of the gun - no regulation prohibiting anyone from  shooting zombies during an apocalypse; you’re seeing the plus now. South Africa is prepared for the end. On a side note; why is napalm worse than nukes?

Hello I’m the Communication Fairy. I’m addressing you with calm demeanour for transparent representation of my message content. I shall listen to understand, process my response before delivery to remain factual and accurate. Let’s not rush to misunderstand miscommunications instead let’s engage through better speaking, better writing and better practice of patience.