From the desk of the South African Ministry of Information:

Excerpt from unreleased documentation, first quarter, 2023. Allegedly...

Deep within the hidden departments of the government judiciary is an office existing between the realms of space/time reality of the known multiverse. Herein a dedicated team of Wikileaks enthusiasts collect, evaluate, deliberate and publish information. We have procured the voluntary services of these enthusiasts to share alleged leaks, allegedly. The government announced today it's plan to further fuck up the failing power utility by introducing a load shedding tax. This taxation on the duration of load shedding will be charged per stage and will fluctuate with the inconsistent schedule Eskom does not follow. In addition the government is encouraging motorists to adopt electric powered automobiles on which carbon tax reliefs are available but ultimately canceled out by the load shedding tax. This announcement comes after the petrol price increase set at whatever the fuck the government feels like setting it at, economic analysts suspect this part will be set extremely fucking high. In other news the government plans in introduce their revised improvements to the, until recently unknown mandatory rigged voting system applied to general governance elections. As stated by some random minister all votes whether cast or not automatically count in favour of the ruling majority party thereby canceling any accidental voting for any of the minority opposition. The automated process will be in effect for the next General election so nobody need attend or register or even be in opposition. Simply being in the country at the time of election automatically enters your vote. Said random minister further stated why bother voting if you don't vote for us, this new system is better. In other news the government is considering removing the low standard of education to better facilitate the proposed participation curriculum stating a 30% minimum passing requirement is a stumbling block many learners struggle to overcome. Participation ribbons will be replacing the certification as education of this standard is absolutely free, and irrelevant.