From the desk of the South African Ministry of Information:

Patient 42, Department X, Room 13. Standing in line, waiting on time, results might be worth it. This is the system anywhere in the world, rate the quality of service on the comfort of the chairs provided. A hard wooden bench creaking and groaning under the full weight of your butt suggests extended wait time. You can't rate the service, not as non existing as due process takes as long as it takes. Such institutions practice functional before efficient. Having spent many hours bench warming the afore mentioned practice needs a space on the wall between all the infographic charts filled with invaluable information so exclusive you cannot get it elsewhere, expect from the office of your local branch of the Ministry of Information. I sincerely hope such services are essential in the future as no experience captures the raw essence of being human among other humans without prejudice of titles, labels or definitions. Sitting on that furniture you meet other people, you discuss the present moment without the social media firewalls safeguarding your acronyms. At the time of writing this pop culture solicitation was professional therapy with online therapists pushing catch phrases. That isn't therapeutic, spend several hours waiting for assistance from a civil servant is a more productive session. The digital age fear reality, as it's not on your virtual profile. Reality is the even level where there's no exception, no special treatment and no one day rush. Immediately is not plausible, instantly is a word printed in the dictionary. Take a seat, wait to be seen to, file paperwork then return to waiting on those instruments of practical sitting. I'm grateful for the experience, I'm saddened it won't last, I'm glad the idiot millennial generation won't appreciate the value of the experience. The fake world versus real world stand-off of social consciousness consumes everything. Future dystopia without real interaction is bleak. A statement allegedly leaked from the department of internal affairs by an outgoing unnamed member. The department has submitted proposals for digital migration of all services stating, " people no longer need our help as they can help themselves using the Google."

In unrelated news select participants at a recent local municipal meeting were denied entry from the invitation only event cited by the organizers the event was at capacity. Factual evidence of this intentional deception was posted online illustrating capacity is a relative term as many more participants were observed entering the event after the capacity was reached. No members of the government have been available for comment as it's believed they're stuck in the venue at capacity. The presidency is considering a period of silent as recent statements during public address were paradoxically paradoxical oxymoron hyperbole. Silence is golden Mr President, get richer.