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SLAUGHTERHOUSE.
The butcher descends upon a chicken farm to take the heads clean and entrails bloody. No bird is left standing, unable to stop the blood fest, all poultry must die. It will be a blood fest, man has to eat.
SLAUGHTERHOUSE 2 : BLOOD FEST
Our machete wielding butcher returns to the chicken farm to claim the heads of the surviving flock, it was a sizeable flock. Slaughter resumes to leave unsuspecting onlookers traumatized and peckish.
SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3 : DEAD RECKONING
The butcher sensing an onset of fatigue must finish this slaughter. Bodies burned, bodies buried. Freezers filled in the final installment of the bloodiest chicken slaughter of the month. Some survive while the tired butcher slumbers.
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