Brace for Impact - 06

Biological warfare truly is the work of the devil. Ultra processed bites of proteins, carbs, dairy and the saccharine sweetness of Hersheys chocolate turns random projectile turbulence into potential human rights violations. I was genuinely scarred when my wife started to dry heave moments after our four foot terrorist decorated the porcelain canvas in our bathroom, I'm the weak stomach of the household when is comes to toxic cleanups - I've never changed a diaper in fear of sporadic acid reflux discharge I'm openly mocked for every time the big daft orange dog in the room drops an Eukanuba fart in close quarters, her feral nature holds an intestinal constitution that could gag a goat. He apologized with sincerity, our reassurance he might have Canadian etiquette. The flatulence subsided, fart jokes are hilarious.