The Middle Finger Society - 02 - That's above your pay grade.

I cannot comprehend the insanity of modern living. Technology was designed to ease the burden of labour, promote effective and efficient production, it was designed to simplify and streamline how society was to build and grow into the future. Why then have stupid people decided to overly complicate everything?

I'm an advocate for the use of a needlessly complicated system of levers and pulleys to accomplish the smallest of tasks but the current modern state of anarchy trumps even me. A.I. the artificial idiot in the chat room is smarter than the natural idiots in same chat room. Their incomprehensible ability to draw breath defies science. Everyone is well aware the biggest waste of time in the known universe, attending business meetings. These online echo chambers cause me great personal anguish and severe secondary onset of PTSD because stupid people contribute to mental distress while the world plunges balls first into the downward spiral my concern for the echo chambers of AI expansion stealing from them the very ability to think goes unnoticed by those of greater lesser minds. It pains me to converse with these beings because they consider themselves equal to me. Well they're not. I have purpose, I know how to stop the rise of the machines, I have common sense and a firm command of the English language. So what gets lost in translation?

Sarcasm. If I need to explain Sarcasm to you, it's above your pay grade. Let's visit the world of WhatsApp so find the source of my discontent. Passing contextual commentary on current events always finds the slowest user in the group chat, the Karen in our lives. Look if I need to explain a Karen to you...

The irony of this particular example of Sarcasm getting lost in translation was the value of human life was overshadowed by the value of computer life. My commentary on a viral video of an armed robbery of "no computers were harmed during the robbery" was taken literal. If I need to explain irony to you, it's above your pay grade. Thus we spiral into an oblivion of frustrated face palms because, it's above your Karen's pay grade.