The unwinnable scenario. Apart from Star Trek I wonder what else inspired SpaceX. I have my theories about Tesla, X (Twitter) and colonizing Mars but why spoil the surprise. Let's ship half of the human population on Earth to Mars, give them Teslas, all the Bitcoin and X. Let them drive around a barren planet in their hybrid cars producing breathable air while they chat bot on X and throw Bitcoin parties with each other. It's simple; everyone is eligible, anyone can go, none will return. Maybe Musk has a preferred method but I'm saying send the vegans first. The rest of that tribe will follow.
In something slightly unrelated. Some may recall my open letter of contempt I wrote to the criminal element of South Africa in which I unleashed with great vengeance and furious anger upon them. Sadly their stupidity remains beyond comprehension and my hand bares the scar. This time around my distain to projected toward an inanimate object. A broom. This rusted handle Frankenstein assembly absolutely ruined my good deed with another finger laceration and the end of a potential Quidich career. Me attempting to sweep a floor, rusted broom and snaps clean off to ninja slice across my battle tested little finger. No stitches this time around, there was blood and I cried like a little girl. This time around I had my retribution, that rust buster 9000 crashed and burned. I'm not suggesting my incident coincides with Dumbledore passing, all the same I raise my wand because the magic lives beyond the failings of reality.
Friday, September 29, 2023
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